1st March 2007
HOBOS launch credit system
Harold Ramp yesterday |
It gives the ability to negate guilt by contributing - whilst still maintaining the City worker's natural distaste of tramps and hobos - as the credit system will allow people to donate with their Oyster card.
Donation
A donation is activated whilst fumbling in pockets, handbags or padding jackets in pretence of looking for a wallet. Donations can also automatically be triggered with the words "sorry mate, I haven't got anything".
Stuttering Pete, spokesman for the organisation, said: "Got any change mate? It's just that I need to get this train but I've run out of change and…"
However, the reporter was not available for comment and raised the palm of his hand as he quickened his pace.
Donation
A donation is activated whilst fumbling in pockets, handbags or padding jackets in pretence of looking for a wallet. Donations can also automatically be triggered with the words "sorry mate, I haven't got anything".
Stuttering Pete, spokesman for the organisation, said: "Got any change mate? It's just that I need to get this train but I've run out of change and…"
However, the reporter was not available for comment and raised the palm of his hand as he quickened his pace.
