3rd April 2008
McCartney wins custody of nine countries
Mills preparing to clean one of her nine countries in happier times |
In his ruling, Mr Justice Bennett said that Heather Mills was "her own worst enemy" and "a right psycho bird" who provided inconsistent evidence for her claims and as such deemed "inappropriate" as a guardian for these counties.
Psycho Birds
Miss Mills – not to be confused with popular 1960s songstress Mrs Mills – said in a hard-hitting GMTV interview last November that "I can't forget it. They're not responsible for nine countries Fern [Britton], come on."
However, evidence in court proved that she fell far short of her responsibilities.
"Her assertion that she gave away to charity 80 to 90 per cent of her earned income is inconsistent with having £2m-£3m in the bank in 1999," the judge said.
"Moreover, her tax returns disclose no charitable giving at all," Mr Justice Bennett added.
The lady vanishes Dial M for murder
Sir Paul, by contrast, dumped £150,000 into the Heather Mills Health Trust "as he was well loved up" not long after he first met the harridan.
Ambassadors from the nine countries appeared in court and in a joint affidavit, said that "while Miss Mills became our stepmother by default, Macca was our true father".
Rear window frenzy
The countries were not named and the ambassadors gave evidence from behind a screen "to save the embarrassment of anyone thinking that they wanted to be associated with Heather".
Former Beatle Sir Paul said that he was "very flattered" by being deemed responsible but said that he was "too busy" trying to get his kids jobs to worry about any countries at present, although he said he had some relatives in Liverpool willing to take the job on for cash.
Psycho Birds
Miss Mills – not to be confused with popular 1960s songstress Mrs Mills – said in a hard-hitting GMTV interview last November that "I can't forget it. They're not responsible for nine countries Fern [Britton], come on."
However, evidence in court proved that she fell far short of her responsibilities.
"Her assertion that she gave away to charity 80 to 90 per cent of her earned income is inconsistent with having £2m-£3m in the bank in 1999," the judge said.
"Moreover, her tax returns disclose no charitable giving at all," Mr Justice Bennett added.
The lady vanishes Dial M for murder
Sir Paul, by contrast, dumped £150,000 into the Heather Mills Health Trust "as he was well loved up" not long after he first met the harridan.
Ambassadors from the nine countries appeared in court and in a joint affidavit, said that "while Miss Mills became our stepmother by default, Macca was our true father".
Rear window frenzy
The countries were not named and the ambassadors gave evidence from behind a screen "to save the embarrassment of anyone thinking that they wanted to be associated with Heather".
Former Beatle Sir Paul said that he was "very flattered" by being deemed responsible but said that he was "too busy" trying to get his kids jobs to worry about any countries at present, although he said he had some relatives in Liverpool willing to take the job on for cash.
