1st April 2007
Mel Gibson's Lethal Vision 'in pipeline'
Alleged poster for the new film |
Harry Z Stills, who purports to be a good friend of the God-bothering Mad Max star, states that it's to be Gibson's most pumping and bloodiest action flick yet.
"It's your basic buddy-buddy cop story, with an explosive twist," the alleged insider said. "Mel will play a detective feeling down after the loss of his last partner to a suicide bomber.
Christ on a mike
Then in a vision, Jesus will appear to him and ask him to help him resolve the father-son issues he's been having with God.
"You know, the whole sending him to Earth to die for the sake of humanity. I don't care what part of the Trinity you're in, it's bound to cause some issues. Issues that only partnering an LA detective who makes his own rules can resolve"
Speaking from his luxury council house, Mr Stills added that the script he'd produced was bounded to be picked up the Jew-baiting director once he reads it.
Bombtastic
He raved: "There's one scene where they've got to convert a Muslim suicide bomber and they're arguing over whether they have to break the bread first or pass the wine to convert him to Christianity and deactivate the threat before the counter hits zero.
"I won't give away how it ends, but let's just say it'll blow Lethal Weapon 3 out of the water," he winked.
Better yet, Mr Stills claims that with Britain a hotbed of Islamic radicalism, it'd be easy to get Jeremy Irons to play the English bad guy.
Bin bombin'
"Jeremy could play serial suicide bomber Bin Hamza and have Finsbury Park Mosque as his secret lair, with some kind of laser in the dome.
"It'll be ace."
Representatives of Mr Gibson have denied any such of knowledge of either the script or the directors approval, but Mr Stills merely added that this was just a front "to stop other studios stealing it".
"It's your basic buddy-buddy cop story, with an explosive twist," the alleged insider said. "Mel will play a detective feeling down after the loss of his last partner to a suicide bomber.
Christ on a mike
Then in a vision, Jesus will appear to him and ask him to help him resolve the father-son issues he's been having with God.
"You know, the whole sending him to Earth to die for the sake of humanity. I don't care what part of the Trinity you're in, it's bound to cause some issues. Issues that only partnering an LA detective who makes his own rules can resolve"
Speaking from his luxury council house, Mr Stills added that the script he'd produced was bounded to be picked up the Jew-baiting director once he reads it.
Bombtastic
He raved: "There's one scene where they've got to convert a Muslim suicide bomber and they're arguing over whether they have to break the bread first or pass the wine to convert him to Christianity and deactivate the threat before the counter hits zero.
"I won't give away how it ends, but let's just say it'll blow Lethal Weapon 3 out of the water," he winked.
Better yet, Mr Stills claims that with Britain a hotbed of Islamic radicalism, it'd be easy to get Jeremy Irons to play the English bad guy.
Bin bombin'
"Jeremy could play serial suicide bomber Bin Hamza and have Finsbury Park Mosque as his secret lair, with some kind of laser in the dome.
"It'll be ace."
Representatives of Mr Gibson have denied any such of knowledge of either the script or the directors approval, but Mr Stills merely added that this was just a front "to stop other studios stealing it".
