12th August 2007
Pop Idol looted
The Pop Idol pictured before its looting |
Will Young, winner of the 2002 ITV show Pop Idol, was plucked from his pedestal by the daring adventurer.
In his escape, the unknown adventurer is said to have avoided a crowd of old ladies - who - "liked that nice Will Young", who attempted to prod him with knitting needles; leapt, a bottomless gap in the road; and the British Phonographic Industry, which rolled a massive pile of legal summons after the looting.
Loot
He was last captured on CCTV rolling underneath the automatic shutters on the ITV studios.
Witnesses then state that the behatted explorer escaped, only to be chased by a horde of teenage fans, whopping as they chased him into his waiting escape vehicle, which took him to London City Airport where he took a biplane away from the seen of his daring escapade.
However, unconfirmed reports claim that the anonymous explorer is no longer in possession of the object whose cult worship baffles many Westerners.
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After he left the ITV studios on London's South Bank, Mac Clifford took the idol, declaring that "once again, what was briefly yours is now mine", a thong-wearing witness said. Mr Clifford then burst into maniacal laughter and held Will Young aloft to the crowd which had gathered, the source added.
On contacting the explorer, who refused to give his name, he would only say that Will Young, Pop Idol and reality shows in general "belong in a museum".
In his escape, the unknown adventurer is said to have avoided a crowd of old ladies - who - "liked that nice Will Young", who attempted to prod him with knitting needles; leapt, a bottomless gap in the road; and the British Phonographic Industry, which rolled a massive pile of legal summons after the looting.
Loot
He was last captured on CCTV rolling underneath the automatic shutters on the ITV studios.
Witnesses then state that the behatted explorer escaped, only to be chased by a horde of teenage fans, whopping as they chased him into his waiting escape vehicle, which took him to London City Airport where he took a biplane away from the seen of his daring escapade.
However, unconfirmed reports claim that the anonymous explorer is no longer in possession of the object whose cult worship baffles many Westerners.
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After he left the ITV studios on London's South Bank, Mac Clifford took the idol, declaring that "once again, what was briefly yours is now mine", a thong-wearing witness said. Mr Clifford then burst into maniacal laughter and held Will Young aloft to the crowd which had gathered, the source added.
On contacting the explorer, who refused to give his name, he would only say that Will Young, Pop Idol and reality shows in general "belong in a museum".
