13th May 2007
Robbie Williams to eat own placenta
A hungry Robbie Williams? |
The alleged insider said that the 33-year-old singer is to return to Stoke-on-Trent hospital to find the original placenta - and wolf it down with some HP sauce.
Speaking over the telephone, the insider stated: "It's been known for ages that Robbie needs some kind of control over his life and that something essential is missing from his lifestyle.
"Well, he has had a good long look around and concluded that it can only be the bit of him that is lacking is the placenta and eating it will make him 'A Better Man'," they joked.
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Hungry Williams is likely to yum it up, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstyley and even the fact that it has been rotting for the best third of a century is not enough to put the former Take That dancer off.
"Williams is a good northern lad," added the "close chum". "Besides, his mum will be there to see that he does polish it off, along with a portion of broccoli."
Robbie was unavailable for comment, but his publicist denied that such a tea-time treat was in store.
"Sounds unlikely if you ask me," they added.
Speaking over the telephone, the insider stated: "It's been known for ages that Robbie needs some kind of control over his life and that something essential is missing from his lifestyle.
"Well, he has had a good long look around and concluded that it can only be the bit of him that is lacking is the placenta and eating it will make him 'A Better Man'," they joked.
Vombox
Hungry Williams is likely to yum it up, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstyley and even the fact that it has been rotting for the best third of a century is not enough to put the former Take That dancer off.
"Williams is a good northern lad," added the "close chum". "Besides, his mum will be there to see that he does polish it off, along with a portion of broccoli."
Robbie was unavailable for comment, but his publicist denied that such a tea-time treat was in store.
"Sounds unlikely if you ask me," they added.
