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quiz[r++] =('202452~95~1)	On a night out, you are attacked by a mugger. What do you do?~a.	Holding your arms to your sides and back ramrod straight, you give a deft kick to the attacker\'s chin and you dance off into the night.~b.	Draw your sword and chop off the attacker\'s appendages.~c.	Give over your money and go crying home, telling your mother that "nothing" is wrong with you.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('157703~74~2)	Big night out on the town, how do you dress?~a.	Tight black trousers, pointy shoes, no shirt, a head band, and plenty of sweat.~b.	Ermine robes and mediaeval gear.~c.	Smart shoes, white socks, corduroy trousers, buttoned-up polo shirt and jumper tucked into trousers. With white y-fronts underneath.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('142785~67~3)	You hear the sound of Irish music in the distance, how do you instinctively react?~a.	Grab some nearby women, force them into a line whilst you prance up and down by them, making a break only to simulate sexual intercourse with them.~b.	Feel the urge to invade towns, giving no quarter and causing hundreds of years\' worth of resentment.~c.	Getting out a penny whistle, joining in and encouraging others to sing along with you.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('138521~65~4)	You are caught asleep on your job, what\'s your excuse?~a.	You have been dancing all over the world and your legs deserve a rest.~b.	You\'re a member of the upper house of the British Parliament, it\'s expected of you.~c.	You didn\'t sleep last night because you had a dream and wet the bed.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('119343~56~5)	Where do you live?~a.	In a large house made from the proceeds of hundreds of Americans keen to fork out for your shows owing to their laughable claims to a heritage.~b.	In a castle that has been in your family hundreds of years.~c.	With your mother.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('40495~19~6)	You are proud of your family because:~a.	You broke out of the bog pit ghetto to achieve worldwide fame.~b.	They are one of the oldest families in the land and have been involved in most major battles, on one side or the other, in that time.~c.	Your mum makes the best spag-bol around. Such a shame that your father left soon after you were born, but we don\'t mention him, it upsets mother.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('112946~53~7)	What rights does your status bring?~a.	The freedom of the city of Dublin, allowing you to trot and dance across any major thoroughfare or bridge.~b.	Droit de seigneur, the right to deflower the maidens (if any) of your domain.~c.	The right to expect to be excluded form most social events and for the other kids to laugh at you.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('147042~69~8)	Who is your nemesis?~a.	The evil dark lord Don Dorcha as he attempts to take over Planet Ireland.~b.	The evil dark lord Tony Blair as he attempts to boot you out of your centuries-held seat merely because you personally have done nothing to earn a place in deciding the UK\'s laws.~c.	Cyril Fletcher, though you won\'t be telling anyone in authority about this as he said he\'d kill you if you did.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('187533~88~9)	The thought of performing in public makes you:~a.	Rip off your shirt and start tapping away, adding more people before building into a performance before 25,000 in Hyde Park.~b.	Rip on a dead stoat and parade down to the Houses of Parliament for the Royal Opening.~c.	Rip out your hair with worry that everyone – everyone! – will be looking at you and you know that they are going to laugh at the way you speak.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('127865~60~10)	Amongst your fans you can count:~a.	A broad cross-section of the public, which as resulted in sell-put shows in front of thousands.~b.	Monarchists, Americans, Archbishops, party donors, particularly rich ones.~c.	Your mum.~~1~3');