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quiz[r++] =('102789~32~1 The most useful tool to an archaeologist is~a trowel~a local worker on a dollar a day~Renfrew & Bahn~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('87392~28~2 Between the wars, archaeological theory was developed by~A child~G Childe~Paedophiles~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('109813~83~3 The key difference between a monkey and an ape is~Lack of tail~Advertising opportunities for tea~Calibre of rifle for hunting~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('104089~45~4 Social anthropology is:~The academic equivalent of yeah but no but. Whatever.~Really useful to society. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for being so selfish as to do archaeology. That’s right, just sit there and cry for all the oppressed peoples you could have saved if only you had written an ethnography.~For people who like to wear ‘ethnic’ gear and live in a village where they can’t understand the lingo for months on end but want to further their coke addiction.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('171166~74~5 What is it like to be a human?~Excellent – Opposable thumbs rule, trees as dwellings are passé, and your species has evolved far enough to discover the novelty ringtone.~Pretty good – better than those monkeys who have to sit in the lab smoking fags and testing perfume at any rate, but you wish that there were more tea parties and bananas at times~Terrible – Your arse is distinctly lacking in blueness and the last time you tried to throw your own faeces at people you got arrested.Terrible – Your arse is distinctly lacking in blueness and the last time you tried to throw your own faeces at people you got arrested.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('70126~53~6 The only people who should be allowed to present archaeology on television are~Academics with at least 20 years’ experience in the field~Mr Bean’s former sidekick~Someone in a nice jumper~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('62502~28~7 You plan to set off on a dig, do you put on~A fedora, whip, satchel, leather jacket, and do not shave.~Hot pants, tight vest, pistols, and shave your legs~A sensible combination of the two, plus a trowel~~2~3');
quiz[r++] =('201238~87~8 Whilst digging in Egypt, you discover Tutankhamen’s secret stash of pornographic papyri. Do you:~Take them back to the British Museum, after all, the locals will never evolve to appreciate them.~Give it to the local museum. After all, culture may help the locals to one day evolve to the levels of an Englishman, or at least a Scot.~Burn it. It’s a bit of filthy culture that ought never see the light of day.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('74910~24~9 On a trip out badger-baiting, you discover some treasure trove. Do you:~Keep it and not tell anyone – besides, it would look lovely on your mantle piece.~Faithfully record the exact position, size, and serration, before photographing and publishing it. Then put it on your mantle piece. It’s not like most people would ever see it in a dusty old museum.~Call in Time Team.~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('31113~14~10 You are walking down the road when an elderly gentleman suffers a heart attack. You take immediate action by:~Diving to his jacket and removing his wallet to discover his wealth. Then wait for his funeral and correlate the tombstone display with what you found in his wallet.~Diving to his jacket and taking his mobile phone and dialling his home. Record the state of mourning and funerary acts his family go into.~Removing your knife and sacrificing a passing girl in the hope she can be his faithful servant in the next life.~~2~2');
quiz[r++] =('305862~98~11 you discover a new member of the Homo genus, it should be named:~a heresy and affront to all you believe in~after a JRR Tolkein book~after an ex-lover~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('176333~79~12 Whilst walking through London carrying one of your many valuable finds, a local SS officer goose-steps past you and snatches it from your hands. Should you:~Shoot out your whip to snatch back the artefact, causing the Nazi to look around in bewilderment before falling off one of the many nearby cliffs.~Whip out your shooters to remove him. You then add 50 points to your personal score.~Call in the American army. After all, they have great experience in recovering looted goods in Iraq.~~2~3');
quiz[r++] =('112459~85~13 You decide that it is too dangerous out on the streets so you decide to visit one of the local clubs. However, the bouncer will not let you in unless you give your date of birth to prove you are over 18. Which system do you give your date of birth in?:~BC/AD~AC/DC~BP/bp~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('265291~85~14 Success! Inside the club you decide to start dancing to the funky beats. Which dance move do you use?~The monkey~Walk like an Egyptian~The time-warp~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('168001~54~15 Your dance moves have attracted the attention of a suitable member of the opposite sex. You wish to start the conversation, but which chat up line do you use?:~Produce a used tampon and ask them to guess which period it is from~You don’t. You argue throughout the night but rescue them from the forces of evil, before drawing them tight and giving them a long sensual kiss~Tell them about the size of your trench/tool~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('118303~53~16 They offer to buy you a drink. Do you:~ask for a real ale~ask for a real rum and coke~take whatever they give you, but only if they accept some nice animal skins in exchange~~2~3');
quiz[r++] =('92406~75~17 Things are getting serious! You decide to leave the club early for their home, but what do you hail on the street to impress them:~a taxi~a sweet chariot~a battered Landrover full of equipment~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('124905~54~18 During the ride back, you impress them by:~Informing them of the latest theory dreamt up by an academic whilst lurking in the bushes of Time Team.~Telling a series of jokes based on how you ‘really dig them’~Groping them indecently, stopping only to give a cheeky wink to the driver who is watching enthusiastically in the mirror~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('34102~16~19 Back at their house, you decide to use the toilet whilst they make you a cup of coffee. Going down the corridor, you should avoid:~stinking out the toilet~discovering an ancient Roman site beneath their flooring and thus turfing out your host as it is now an archaeological site. Archaeologists only have time for the lives of the dead, not the practicalities of the living~the diamond shaped floor tiles linked to a booby trap~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('21316~10~20 Wow, things really have gone well. You are now ‘on the job’ and approaching orgasm, but to which deity do you call out?~Osiris, Tlaloc, or that god that has the head of a dung beetle.~Chemical chance, environmental determinism and/or the laws of physics~Lord Renfrew~~1~3');
quiz[r++] =('159827~75~21 Post-coital hugging, and you fall asleep dreaming of what an ideal couple you would make. You dream of:~Posh and Becks~Tony Robinson and Carenza Lewis~Renfrew and Bahn~~1~3');