Hello InnitNews http://www.innitnews.co.uk InnitNews - Satire and humour en-gb InnitNews http://www.innitnews.co.uk/satellite.jpg http://www.innitnews.co.uk Cheryl Cole US career on hold as 'Americans won't understand the point of her' http://www.innitnews.co.uk/Cheryl_Cole_US_career_on_hold_as_'Americans_won't_understand_the_point_of_her'.php Cheryl Cole's plans to break into US television have stalled over fears that Americans won't understand the point of her. Protest the Politicians demonstrations set to erupt http://www.innitnews.co.uk/Protest_the_Politicians_demonstrations_set_to_erupt.php Thousands of protesters are set descend on cities to demonstrate against politicians and their official visits to party conferences. 'Peter Pan of Pop' Cliff Richard dead http://www.innitnews.co.uk/'Peter_Pan_of_Pop'_Cliff_Richard_dead.php The 'Peter Pan of Pop', Sir Cliff Richard, has been found dead from a suspected testicular explosion. US apologises for revolution as MP expense scandal grows http://www.innitnews.co.uk/US_apologises_for_revolution_as_MP_expense_scandal_grows.php The United States has apologised for its revolution following the MP expense scandal.